ten Super Lame Comic Book Super Heroes

The principal attraction of a comic super hero is the super wonderful wicked amazing spectacular power he possess but as the comic writers kept in drawing them and went out of creativity, they gave birth to the stupidest super-heroes with fancy outfits but entirely shitty powers.

10. Jubilee

Jubilee or Jubilation Lee was the creation of marvel comics and was a member of the mutant team the X-Men. Her 1st appearance in the comic was in Uncanny X-Men #244 (Could, 1989), and was included in the common X-Men animated series (1992). I recently watched the series yet again and certainly loved it. But the character of jubilee getting a standard cast was a bit disappointing. She is all-issues-wonderful except for possessing lame super powers. Her “super” energy is shooting some fancy colored beams from her hands, which the writer named as capability to project pyrotechnic energy. Essentially no 1 can figure out how much her beams harm so it’s not certain if her powers are a bit worthless or completely worthless. I really like X-Guys, but they shouldn’t be placing lame powered heroes as their regulars.

9. Dazzler

Alison Blaire was the creation of marvel comics. Her first look was in Uncanny X-Men #130 (February1980). She was a mutant and was a member of the mutant group X-Guys. What type of super powers did she posses? The answer is the power to sing or in other words she had the capacity to convert sound into light beams of a variety of forms and intensity. Searching at that, I have no thought how she utilized to defeat her enemies. Her creators say that she was designed just to build up a relationship among two companies Casablanca Records and Marvel Comics which did not final lengthy so the character was just useless, each in comics and in the true world. I don’t know what professor X saw in her to let her join the X-Guys.

8. Cypher

Cypher whose “human” name was Doug Ramsey was the creation of marvel comics, and was integrated in the new Marvel comic series of X-Men named “New Mutants”. His very first look was in New Mutants vol. 1 #13 (March 1984). Properly, his appearance seemed cool and all but after finding out his powers I was a bit disappointed. Okay, nicely, a bit a lot more than a bit. I imply he cannot even fight as a regular individual, let alone with the mutant’s strength. He could translate any languages he comes in make contact with with, such as written, spoken, laptop or computer, or body language which by the way each translators and programmers can do. When it’s time to fight the enemy he is completely worthless but effectively he could come handy translating manuals of your Chinese electronics for you.

7. Matter Eater Lad

Tenzil Kem or far more not famously known as Matter Eater Lad, is the creation of DC comics. He was first introduced in Adventure Comics #303, (December 1963). When the DC comics had been at the peak of their teenage super hero teams, they were slowly running out of suggestions about what powers can be given to their characters. And I think they may have grow to be actually desperate that they created this 1, whose specific powers had been to eat by way of any substance. I imply he can’t just nom nom every villain he fights. Because I feel there was a policy in comics against cannibalism. If he could chop off each and every villain, it would have been so cool but sadly he didn’t violate the comic-policy. So his “super” power is to make the restaurants go bankrupt. Cool, no?

6. The Red Bee

The red bee was produced in 1940 by hit comics, but later became part of DC comics in 1956. This guy was basically a powerless type of person who employed to put on a red pirate shirt with pink poufy sleeves along with red and yellow striped tights, which shows that not only he couldn’t fight he didn’t even had taste in fashion. So I was hoping to uncover out what type of mystical powers he might possess, turned out he had none. Nonetheless what made him actually stupid and useless was not his taste in style, but simply because he had a trained bee, yes you read it properly it was not a radioactive super bee or some other super powered bee, but rather it was a regular bee named Michael living in his buckle who used to do all the ass kicking in his comics. The specialty of the bee other than martial art capabilities was its sting. But the joke was on the creator since later it was located out that male bees don’t have stings. So the human was just an excuse for a comic book super hero, but in reality the comic book really should have been all about the bee.

five. Wonder Twins

Siblings Zan and Jayna had been the Super Heroes who had been named Wonder Twins by their creator DC comics. Their initial appearance was in Super Friends #7 (October 1977). Jayna had some fairly cool powers, which had been about her transforming into any animal she desires, but on the other hand the writer gave Zan real shitty powers, which were him becoming capable to transform himself into any form of water solid, liquid or gas. Yeah like any a single would like to transform into water. The other stupid issue about this group was, that they could not activate their powers without physically touching their hands and shouting out “WonderTwin powers activate!”. All the crap aside, when it is time to fight the bad guys Jayna might turn into some super cool animal to crush them, and nicely we can’t blame Zan for wetting his pants, following all it is his specialty to do that.

four. Squirrel Girl

Doreen Green was the creation of marvel comics. Her first look was in Marvel Super-Heroes Special vol. 2 #8 (Winter 1991). Placing her super powers aside, the image of a squirrel girl offers me the creeps with the large eyes and hairy physique. Essentially when squirrel girl faces her enemies she gives them a 2 or four, but when she needs aid guess what she does, she calls out wild squirrels to help her in defeating the enemy. Yeah actual classy simply because that is the kind of super power I usually wanted when I was a kid, a super energy from which I could understand squirrel talks and call them in want of aid. I admit this power wouldn’t have been lame at all if she could summon the elephants or a rhino or might be a lion but a squirrel, seriously the creators had no imagination.

3. The Legion of the Superpets

In 1938, DC comics produced superman who became a super hit and is as renowned nowadays as he was back then. Right after the fantastic large achievement of superman, DC comics decided to produce a equivalent super-hero named Supergirl, who had the same qualities as superman. She was offered constructive evaluations as effectively. Following Supergirl’s success the creators just started out to get too a lot attached to the character that they created the exact same thing for the third time only altering his name to Superboy, now the readers started to get bored. But DC comics crossed their limits when they designed “The Legion of Super Pets” which integrated a group of animals who had the very same abilities like the rest of the supers. I imply come on man, a lucky kryptonian whose hometown was destroyed, he was alone and was sent to earth because he was last of his kind. And suddenly he finds out that he has a cousin, we’re okay with that but a super dog, super horse, super cat and super chimp?

two. Arm Fall Off Boy

This extremely stupid character named “Hero” was the creation of DC comics. He very first appeared in Secret Origins Vol. 2 #46, (December 1989). Up till 1989 DC had published several super-hero comic books, so my guess is that they had no creativity left in them that they forcefully had to make this hero. The ability of Arm fall off boy is stated by his name. By placing it in the most delicate way I can, he could essentially take away his limbs and use them as clubs. So may be his power is the purpose that he didn’t make it to other comics and thank God he didn’t because I actually do not want the youngsters to be encouraged that it is totally okay to rip your arm off and begin playing hockey or one thing.

1. Color Kid

The alter ego/name of this super hero is the weirdest of them all I imply who in their proper minds would name their kid/creation Ulu Vakk. The character did justice to the name even though, by becoming equally lame. This lame character is the creation of DC comics and his initial look was in Adventure Comics #342 (March 1966).  This guy has cool and wonderful super powers but for a four year old, why? Simply because this guy can alter colors of people and objects according to his own will and by undertaking that he will destroy the enemy. The only way he could destroy his enemy would have been if he was facing a four year old who was crazy for colors as well. Other than that I cannot feel of a single use for this super hero to do anything beneficial. That is the purpose this character has only appeared in one particular or two comics.

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